Funny Internet Good Night Quotes:
People are like Bluetooth People now a days are like Bluetooth….. if you stay close they stay connected…. and if you go away they find new devices…. Good Night… Sweet Dreams.
Internet is over for Today, Sleep Well.
I went into an internet chat room for people who like Animals last night. I was pretending to be a horse. I got chatting to a really nice guy, but after about half an hour I realised he was grooming me.
Surfing the internet without a decent antivirus is like walking through a black neighbourhood wearing a Klan mask. Believe me, I tried both. ~Computers-Technology
I just read an Article about a school in Botswana where the teachers would savagely beat their pupils if they got an answer wrong. That’s nothing! At my old school we had to use Internet Explorer. ~Computers-Technology
I was messing around on the laptop earlier when the wife started tutting and moaning. “What’s up with you?” I said. “You’ve been Tweeting away on that computer all day,” she scoffed, “I’ve never seen the fascination with Twitter.” “That’ll be because your entire life isn’t interesting enough to fill 140 characters.” I replied.